Today’s Travels – Walking a Fine Line
April 28, 2011 § Leave a Comment

BUT ROLLERBALL PENS WEREN'T EVEN INVENTED UNTIL THE 1980S
Oh, I thought about it Pat Robertson. Now if you’ll excuse me I simply MUST go have my daily abortion. Hide your unborn kids, etc. But I digress, I was talking about comical geriatric assholes. Which reminds me. Also, yup. I gotta be honest, though, this whole bird certificate issue stopped being funny…well it was never funny. Well. Mostly not funny. Just ask the cartoon lawyer/dentist.
In conclusion, what is wrong with people. I need a drink. And by drink I mean cuteness like STAT. That’s much better. Thanks, internet.