I AM DYING PEOPLE
July 13, 2011 § 3 Comments
Sloth penis is not a meme is now a meme is a meme is now a meme is a meme is now a meme.
Dying of JOY. Video by the incomparable Brucce “Pikachu” Peake & based on this morning’s truly epic Ye Olde Tyme Dutch Baby Breakfast During Which No One Ate A Dutch Baby. Oh the epiphanies we had! Oh the scoops of butter some of us ate (JESUS CHRIST TOM)! Oh the sexual positions we learned (Florida Sloth Insertion, anyone?), and immediately wished we could un-imagine (no really, you should google it)! Verily it is a date that shall Live On in Infamy. To Brucce and Tom and Staci (and Chelsea and Maru, who were with us in spirit), you are my heros. Bless you, bless you all.
Hey butter is the 69th food group and also super-duper delishable. And also that butter was bacony. And I came up with the sloth penis thing.
It was the greatest day of my LIFE
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