Santorum Slashfic: Ricky Makes a Career Change
April 20, 2012 § Leave a Comment
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Today in Santorum Slashfic, Ricky struggles with his loss, and in the process convinces Mitt Romney that he’s a stray dog!
Ricky Santorum hasn’t taken off his bunny costume since Easter. His mom kept telling him he had to because it smelled so bad, but Ricky kept saying NO MOM NO and crying. On the day Jesus told him to drop out of the President Race to spend more time with his gun collection, Ricky was so scared about what might happen if he changed his clothes he finger painted a suit-shape onto an old blanket and cut a hole where his head was supposed to go. “See mom no one can tell,” he said.
For the trilling conclusion, click on over to Modern Primate!
