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Here is an article I wrote extolling the literally ZERO virtues of being on Facebook!

This week, BuzzFeed’s Allison McCann posted a list of the 27 things you can’t do if you’re not on Facebook. Being on Facebook is just so important, apparently! The following is my list of the 27 reasons why I would beg to differ, and why my life is still better without it.

1. If you’re not on Facebook you can’t prove you’re not a serial killer for Airbnb rentals

Yes because serial killers tend to include that sort of information in their public profiles.

2. If you’re not on Facebook you can’t see what music your friends are listening to

I don’t care what music my friends are listening to. Nor do I care if they care about what music I’m listening to, which is actually what you mean.

3. If you’re not on Facebook you can’t have a simple alibi if you’re accused of a crime

That information would be legally inadmissible.

For the remaining 23 reasons, go here.

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