Courtney Stodden Rides Again, Is A Beautiful Corpse Bride

April 3, 2013 § 3 Comments

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The vast majority of the articles I’ve read about Courtney Stodden fall into one of two categories. Either they are written in hushed, disgusted tones, or they are punctuated with wide-eyed OMG WTFs. In almost every case, Stodden’s celebrity is framed as unwarranted, inscrutable, and quite possibly a sign of the apocolypse.

But bah I say. BAH! The correct answer is to marvel at Stodden’s pitch-perfect embodiment of the sensationalism and exploitainment that quite literally drives the contemporary mediascape forward. Courtney Stodden is the raw amalgam of every television series TLC has ever produced; she is the Daily Mail in human form; she is, in short, what click-based ad revenue would look like, if click-based ad revenue looked like a person. She is perfect and beautiful and we deserve her.

And with that, I give you her most glorious photo shoot to date: her full-frontal spread with corpse fetish website Girls and Corpses. NSFW, obviously, but worth every penny — and do savor the detail that the featured corpse is named “Doug.”

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§ 3 Responses to Courtney Stodden Rides Again, Is A Beautiful Corpse Bride

  • Karen says:

    Her facial expression is wonderful. It’s not your standard let’s-sell-some-nudie-magazines look of pretend arousal; it’s chirpily smug, as though she’s just won the 1974 Iowa Young Homemaker Of The Year competition. She should be wearing an a

  • Karen says:

    Her facial expression is wonderful. It’s not your standard let’s-sell-some-nudie-magazines look of pretend arousal; it’s chirpily smug, as though she’s just won the 1974 Iowa Young Homemaker Of The Year competition. She should be wearing an apron and oven mitts and holding a Sandra Lee-inspired seven-tiered cake in luminous pink and green. ‘If only all you young women could be as lucky as I am,’ she says.

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