Gone Archivin’

October 15, 2013 § Leave a comment

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Way back in the forever ago (last year), I used to write some things for Chris’ blog Modern Primate, may it rest in peace. It occurred to me that someday the site will likely be recycled for scrap metal, or whatever ends up happening to decommissioned websites, so I’d best start archiving.

This realization coincided with an earlier realization that I have done a horrible job indexing this blog, due largely to the fact that the whole thing started out as a haphazard repository for snarky PhD exam commentary. I had been tagging certain things as “Digital Culture,” for example, but only in relation to my digital culture exam list. All the actual “digital culture” posts, you know, the ones in which I talk about things on and around the internet, got filed under “Spotlight On” or “Lightning Round,” tags I eventually deleted because they were annoying (which didn’t delete the posts, but rather how they’re indexed onsite). This has made searching for stuff very difficult, which is silly if the whole point of a blog is to write things that other humans can find.

Anyway, in order to kill two birds with one post, I’ve transferred the full text of all my Modern Primate writings to their corresponding posts here. And then because I was already doing that, I figured I might as well collate them all in a separate, more easily navigable MEGApost. No one cares! So without further ado:

On Television:

Of and Related to Dogs:

Internet Culture:

Santorum Slashfic, which got increasingly weird as the months wore on:

Santorum Slashfic: Ricky Makes His Best Friend a Blingee

July 26, 2012 § Leave a comment

Previously on Santorum Slashfic, Matt Roomby brainstormed ideas for reaching out to the mom vote, then settled in with Ricky for some light erotic reading. This week, Ricky flexes his creativity bone. Better make yourself a whiskey sour, Ricky’s a pretty slow worker!

Go to Modern Primate to read more!

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Santorum Slashfic: 50 Shades of Romney

July 17, 2012 § Leave a comment

It’s that time again!

Previously on Santorum Slashfic, Ricky learned a valuable lesson about online dating. This week, Ricky tries to make sense of the latest crisis to hit the Romney campaign. Please check your gently used copies of 50 Shades of Grey at the door, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

For the full story, go to Modern Primate!

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Santorum Slashfic: Making Friends is a Real Grindr

July 3, 2012 § Leave a comment

Earlier today I was linked to this Daily Currant article, which WOULD have been the greatest Rick Santorum-related Grindrgate the world has ever known. As it is, the article is satire — better luck next time. That however didn’t stop me from writing a Santorum Slashfic:

Previously in Santorum Slashfic, Ricky was settling into his new life as Matt Roomby’s dog Jeff Gordon. This week, Ricky tries to make contact with his long lost friend Michael on Grindr, his new favorite app. Pull up a smart phone and join me, will you? 

For the full article, go to here!

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Santorum Slachfic: Scratching the Activia Itch

June 25, 2012 § Leave a comment

When we last saw Rick Santorum, he had just found a new career as Mitt Romney’s beloved family dog. Let’s see how he’s getting settled in!

For the thrilling conclusion, go to here!

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Santorum Slashfic: Ricky Makes a Career Change

April 20, 2012 § Leave a comment

woof

Today in Santorum Slashfic, Ricky struggles with his loss, and in the process convinces Mitt Romney that he’s a stray dog!

For the full story, click on over to Modern Primate!

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Political Slashfics: Ricky Wears His Bunny Suit, and is Bad and Filthy

March 28, 2012 § 2 Comments

Play nice

It’s that time again! Today, Rick Santorum has two adventures: he breaks for Easter, then says a naughty word and pays the price!

For more, see Modern Primate!

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Political Slashfic: Santorum Takes a Stand

March 16, 2012 § Leave a comment

Art

It was the best of times, it was the Santorumiest of Times.

For this week’s episode, see my post on Modern Primate!

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Santorum Slashfic: The Dark Side of Santorum

March 7, 2012 § Leave a comment

Use the force Rick

RICKY SANTORUM LOST THE NOMMYNATION OH NO WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT FOR OUR HERO???

More here!

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Santorum Slashfic: Rank Stinktorium Takes a Bath

March 5, 2012 § 1 Comment

So far, the Presidential nomination process has supplied the American people with enough facepalms and uncomfortable laughter to last every man, woman and child well into 2013. Lost in this torrid shitshow has been the subtle art of political slashfic—UNTIL NOW. Each week I’ll select a particular media artifact (a picture, video clip, or ill-conceived comment) and will write a story based on the people, places or things contained therein. Today, Rick Santorum takes a bath, because he is a dirty boy!

For more, head on over to this week’s slashfic entry:

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