And They Never Slept Again

April 9, 2012 § Leave a comment

a holiday icon

That’s right Jimmy, adults are LIARS. You should never listen to anything they say!

I Have a New Favorite Thing

April 6, 2012 § Leave a comment

is that an uncanny valley in your pocket or are you just a male real doll?

It’s about damn time they started making male real dolls! BEWARE of a little NSFW cock-action in one of the later pics, you’re welcome!

For those of you unfamiliar with the wonderful world of dishwasher safe sex objects, please review every show on TLC!

Sensual Easter Seduction

April 6, 2012 § Leave a comment

THOSE AREN'T REESE'S EGGS

As if we needed further proof, Courtney Stodden is a holiday icon.

Bonecruncher

April 5, 2012 § Leave a comment

mmm mmm good

This is my favorite sort of story. Dentist collects celebrity teeth, for more delicious soup I’m assuming!

On an unrelated note, this post made me lol, and is apparently what happens when you ask Swedish children to explain the meaning of Easter. Like a goat, indeed!

Trolls Trolling Trolls

April 3, 2012 § Leave a comment

doing it right

A number of things have made me laugh hard today (thanks for the memories, lemonparty!), one of them being this literary masterpiece forged from the ore of WHY.

pic via Readit

I Think Picnic Table Pants are a Great Idea

March 29, 2012 § Leave a comment

It also makes a pretty good pickup line.

I see what you did there.

Meanwhile in Romania

March 28, 2012 § Leave a comment

No arguments here

This Internet IS a dangerous place, and now we have the ad campaign to prove it! (probably NSFW)

 

Marry Me, Tumblr Profile

March 27, 2012 § Leave a comment

The internet is a magical place

Some genius created a Tumblr profile featuring people crying on cam. Grade: A+

Absolutely No Comment

March 26, 2012 § Leave a comment

More on Stodden’s choice to saturate with love, not steak sauce here!

Chick it Out

March 23, 2012 § Leave a comment

I have been away from life these last few days, what with snowstorms and driving across mars and family vacations. I need a thundershirt to wander within 15 feet of my computer, so posting has and will probably continue to be somewhat sporadic. Life is hard, oh well.

On that note, enjoy these drag queens, who have a message for the Christ-factions at Chick-fil-a, or as my brother calls is, “Chickafilla.”

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