And They Never Slept Again
April 9, 2012 § Leave a Comment
I Have a New Favorite Thing
April 6, 2012 § Leave a Comment

is that an uncanny valley in your pocket or are you just a male real doll?
It’s about damn time they started making male real dolls! BEWARE of a little NSFW cock-action in one of the later pics, you’re welcome!
For those of you unfamiliar with the wonderful world of dishwasher safe sex objects, please review every show on TLC!
Sensual Easter Seduction
April 6, 2012 § Leave a Comment

THOSE AREN'T REESE'S EGGS
As if we needed further proof, Courtney Stodden is a holiday icon.
Bonecruncher
April 5, 2012 § Leave a Comment
This is my favorite sort of story. Dentist collects celebrity teeth, for more delicious soup I’m assuming!
On an unrelated note, this post made me lol, and is apparently what happens when you ask Swedish children to explain the meaning of Easter. Like a goat, indeed!
Trolls Trolling Trolls
April 3, 2012 § Leave a Comment
I Think Picnic Table Pants are a Great Idea
March 29, 2012 § Leave a Comment
Meanwhile in Romania
March 28, 2012 § Leave a Comment

No arguments here
This Internet IS a dangerous place, and now we have the ad campaign to prove it! (probably NSFW)
Absolutely No Comment
March 26, 2012 § Leave a Comment
More on Stodden’s choice to saturate with love, not steak sauce here!
Chick it Out
March 23, 2012 § Leave a Comment
I have been away from life these last few days, what with snowstorms and driving across mars and family vacations. I need a thundershirt to wander within 15 feet of my computer, so posting has and will probably continue to be somewhat sporadic. Life is hard, oh well.
On that note, enjoy these drag queens, who have a message for the Christ-factions at Chick-fil-a, or as my brother calls is, “Chickafilla.”







