April 24, 2013 §
That he is riding a Roomba and chasing a ducking around the kitchen before being joined by a pitt bull dressed as a hammerhead shark is an added bonus. Also, the moment at 1:48 is why god invented the internet.
February 21, 2013 §
…you are lucky (no really, I just can’t with internet lately). But this reminds me why, not so long ago, the internet was my favorite place.
March 11, 2012 §
No qualifications needed!
I like this cat!
For old time’s sake!
February 24, 2012 §
For full effect, be sure to read the comments! People sure have strong opinions about things.
Speaking of things, this kind of thing is apparently one?
And because it’s Fr-Fr-Friday, here’s a cocktail everyone must try at least once in their lives! FUNNY FOR REASONS HE CANNOT SAY, INDEED.
February 14, 2012 §
Via this guy
Speaking of dogs winning the morning, my pre-Stodden hero Martha Stewart has one, and he just won a major award!
Mind your manners
On an unrelated Valentinian note:
On an even more inspirational Valentinian note:
Sometimes chicks marry chicks. Get the fuck over it!
February 7, 2012 §
On an unrelated point, it’s ok to be gay (in California, for now)!! It is seriously so embarrassing that this is still a fight. See above, he’s talking about Prop 8 supporters.
January 5, 2012 §
The caption via Redditor lauface: "Here is one of my dogs comforting her sister during a thunderstorm"
This thread has me all unironic and dawwing. Make fun of me, see if I care. I’m pretty much perfect.
December 30, 2011 §
Rollin in the Sheep
And I really thought these kids would make it.
December 28, 2011 §
Speaking of that, here’s a charming and/or extremely creepy dot matrix-looking vintage t-shirt I found yesterday. At $10, I couldn’t afford NOT to buy it!
I'll dot YOUR matrix
I actually prefer leftover Jesus, the flavors have time to marry. Yummy!
Meat's meat and we all gotta Savior
September 2, 2011 §
Baby, it’s so crazy baby.
Love the last two seconds of pure disdain. I’m right there with you, bitchcat.
Honey, your “coffee” just doesn’t taste any good.
In conclusion, THIS GOAT.