……In His Pants?

April 30, 2012 § Leave a comment

I’ll take some DAHNCE with that intra-pantserine meth lab.

via Dlisted and Gawker.

(damn, the last video has already been removed by the user. oh well, at least we still have crotches of meth)

(here’s another)

The Internet is a Scary and Musical Place

March 5, 2012 § Leave a comment

via BuzzFeed

via Dlisted

The greatest story I have ever heard.

Yup.

February 13, 2012 § Leave a comment

This is real, and I am going.

Or maybe I’ll just torrent it. For freedom!

I know, let’s have a dance party!

Smell Ya Later, 2011

December 31, 2011 § Leave a comment

So much to look forward to!

It’s that super fun time of year again, when everyone within blog-shot waxes nostalgic over stories that are mostly still unfolding! What an arbitrary tradition, here look at my list!

Best blithe appropriation of a racially charged viral video

Best meme popularized by Reddit

Best music video 

Best instructional video

Best bad lip dub

Best nature special

Best film

Best first world problem 

Best teen drinking trend

Best audioswap

Best political sex scandal 

Best new artist

2011 you guys! It was a year that gave us all so much, to occupy! OH WELL HAPPY NEW YEAR ANYWAY. See ya in the end times!

Today’s Travels – I Can’t Even Pretend I Don’t Love Things Sometimes

September 26, 2011 § Leave a comment

So I’ll admit, I spend a lot of time on the dark side, and have sometimes maybe also been known to be very like OH I SAW THAT THREE MONTHS AGO ALSO LEARN HOW TO INTERNET ALSO LET’S GET A COFFEE AT MARCHE, which is a valid lifestyle choice, except when it isn’t. But occasionally I can’t even PRETEND to be jaded, for example THIS, where do people come UP with this shit, who would EVER think to do that, how do you even realize your body MOVES that way, and ok so maybe now I’m secretly making like fifteen dick jokes because you can take a girl out of the internet etc etc, but mostly I’m just like, this is seriously awesome, and three cheers for every single thing about this, I can even forgive the dubstep, the end.

And then this happened. A “Swiss Porn Synchronization,” which doesn’t actually have any porn in it but is still worth a watch. Like I said. Sometimes I just LOVE things, so much.

Today’s Travels – Shut UP You Filthy Little Beast

September 16, 2011 § 2 Comments

For the record, my birthday is June 9th

Because swearing is caring.

LOL IDK IT’S FUN FRIDAY Y’ALL

Also this. Just this. Video at the bottom = sensational i-Reporting.

Oh, why the hell not.

 

Today’s Travels – Dividing By Zero, One Mashup at a Time

September 8, 2011 § 2 Comments

And then the internet exploded.

Hey look! This is how memes are born. Original here, then first variation below, and further variations (all posted within like 30 minutes) below that.

So the trick is, be sure to MUTE the original video, that’s the one one the left kids, and let the vidya on the right play, play to the heavens!

Industrial Nyan cat!

Industrial Yakity Sax!

Industrial Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Da-Bop-Dop)!

Industrial Lump! (oh my god I’m 12 years old again, MAKE IT STOP)

Shifting gears (sort of), it’s gonna be a bumpy election season. For people playing drinking games.

And this. I don’t even know what to do with this. Cut it into pieces and sew it into a dress, if I could.

Well thanks for that, internet! You’ve been alright these last few days. Prolly because all the college kids are back in school & now have classtime to fitter away. Keep it up! Except when I’m the one teaching LOL.

Today’s Travels – Haunting my DREAMS

August 22, 2011 § Leave a comment

Pretty much sums it up. And by “it” I mean everything. Also look, a little guy who’ll dance on your grave.

Two guys actually.

Mind = blown. Good for them! Birthday wishes.

I’m about three weeks out from my first round of exams and am slowly unlearning how to read, so figure some downtime might be just what the doctor ordered. Back tomorrow after a day of horrorshows and Jerri Blank!

Today’s Travels – Zoologically Improbable and/or Terrifying to Small Children

August 16, 2011 § Leave a comment

I said the same thing about the Michelle Bachman corn dog gif

Update: also the Rick Santorum gif (NSF life). And all the rest of the implicit Republican dick jokes. This is literally the only funny thing the internet has produced in two days, ice soap be damned.

No comment.

More like, stay off the BLUEgrass amirite. inb4 an hero.

Oh, no reason.

Enough for something off the Taco Bell value menu obo

Oh my god, white people ever.

Today’s Travels – Knowledge is Power

July 26, 2011 § Leave a comment

Pretty much sums it up.

I found a pretty funny recut of Harry Potter as a teen sex comedy, but the guy was an ass on his YouTube page. Don’t tell me who to credit, you’ll get no repost from me.

Now this, on the other hand, is a Danish a capella band called “Local Vocal.” All credit goes to them.

I’ve been doing this shit for years.

Giving trolls a bad name. Countdown to techno remix in 3…2…1…

Also hey guys! Look, I’m in an index.

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