Anonymous, WikiLeaks Style

January 26, 2013 § Leave a comment

Per TechCrunch:

Hacktivist organization, Anonymous, is threatening perhaps their biggest play ever: a massive WikiLeaks-style exposure of sensitive U.S. government secrets. As proof of their power, they announced details of the plan on hacked government website, the United States Sentencing Commission ( Citing the recent death of free information activist Aaron Swartz, they explain, “With Aaron’s death we can wait no longer. The time has come to show the United States Department of Justice and its affiliates the true meaning of infiltration.”

For added effect, Anonymous made editable. “Feel free to upload snapshots of your improvements with the hashtag #USSC. Failing that, we find that highlighting large sections and pressing the backspace key has a great therapeutic effect…”

More here.

This Sandwich Porn is Pretty Fun

August 17, 2012 § Leave a comment

We’re still in the process of moving (Chris just bought a seven foot tall loft bed, because there’s nowhere to go in our apartment but up), and I’m still not doing all that much. No wait, all I’m doing is things. Things till they come out of my ears. But outside, and with my feet. This will change soon, as I have a class to plan, a New Major Project to start mapping (unrelated to trolls, thankyouverymuch), two abstracts to write, job and grant applications to deal with, and also a new beat on Modern Primate. I’m going to be head TLC/enfreakment correspondent! But for the time being there’s shit to unpack, oh well.

For now, enjoy this five dollar hentai footlong. From the Daily Dot:

Early Wednesday morning, dozens of pseudonymous contributors flooded the restaurant’s official Facebook page with obscene photos of anime characters enjoying foot-long sandwiches (link is NSFW). In each pornographic image, male and female genitalia have been replaced with food.

It’s about damn time if you ask me! I mean, with a slogan like that, you can’t afford NOT to make a dick joke.

I Don’t Even Need to Tell You That I Laughed

April 29, 2012 § Leave a comment

It's funny


I probably have

laughed at this same joke

in the last 24 hours

I am a 28 year-old woman, and should not find this so funny. It’s hard not to laugh at some of these though. I said hard. #LOLDICKS

The Sands of Time

April 10, 2012 § Leave a comment

What no Goatse?

I’ll admit, a few of College Humor’s Top Ten Internet Plagues made me chuckle. The artwork though.


Speaking of internet plagues, Reddit is slowly warming up to the idea of cooling off on Facebook. From today’s front page, here are instructions for permanently deleting your Facebook account!

I Have a New Favorite Thing

April 6, 2012 § Leave a comment

is that an uncanny valley in your pocket or are you just a male real doll?

It’s about damn time they started making male real dolls! BEWARE of a little NSFW cock-action in one of the later pics, you’re welcome!

For those of you unfamiliar with the wonderful world of dishwasher safe sex objects, please review every show on TLC!

Save our Penises

March 8, 2012 § Leave a comment

A worthy cause indeed.

I Saw That One Coming a Mile Away

February 6, 2012 § Leave a comment

Picture –captioned “Just so we’re clear on this“–possibly related.

Get it straight America

In people-I-would-like-to-kill-with-my-hands news:

Goddamn, assholes, maybe if you weren’t so terrible your girlfriends might occasionally want to have sex with you. I mean, just a thought.

Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better

February 2, 2012 § Leave a comment

I like the part about finding teeth that Michael can’t explain. I’d be crying too!

I like the part about OH MY GEE. I’d be night puking too!

I like the part about how Zuckerberg is basically playing Tech Jesus, taking credit for all of the good in the world and blaming all of the bad on MySpace or whatever. I’d be counting my gold doubloons while stroking my own penis too!



January 24, 2012 § Leave a comment

Somebody needs to make a .gif of gramma’s horrorface at :24 like STAT.

Speaking of things that should never be made into .gifs…

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Sounds About Right!

January 23, 2012 § Leave a comment

The internet, in three links and a YouTube clip!

Courtney Stodden jogs in heels

Anonymous takes a bite out of crime

Dicks everywhere (SFW, unfortunately)


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