March 20, 2012 § Leave a Comment
March 7, 2012 § Leave a Comment
Night has descended upon the land. Super Tuesday has come and gone, and Rick Santorum finds himself alone. At least he thinks he is alone.
Rick Santorum: [looking down at disappointing election returns] WHAT HAVE I DONE.
Darth Gingrich: [emerges from the shadows] You are fulfilling your destiny, Rick. Become my apprentice. Step over to the dark side. There’s no turning back now.
March 5, 2012 § Leave a Comment
So far, the Presidential nomination process has supplied the American people with enough facepalms and uncomfortable laughter to last every man, woman and child well into 2013. Lost in this torrid shitshow has been the subtle art of political slashfic—UNTIL NOW. Each week I’ll select a particular media artifact (a picture, video clip, or ill-conceived comment) and will write a story based on the people, places or things contained therein. Today, Rick Santorum takes a bath, because he is a dirty boy!
February 16, 2012 § Leave a Comment
HAW HAW POOP SANTORUM’S MONEYBAG SLOPMONSTER MADE A FUNNY ABOUT HOORS THESE DAYS.
January 22, 2012 § Leave a Comment
Newt Gingrich everybody! The kids from 1993 just LOVE him.
January 4, 2012 § Leave a Comment
Congrats to Poop Man and Baron von Mormon for both failing to win Iowa’s prestigious Clown Contest!
August 1, 2011 § Leave a Comment
July 26, 2011 § Leave a Comment
I found a pretty funny recut of Harry Potter as a teen sex comedy, but the guy was an ass on his YouTube page. Don’t tell me who to credit, you’ll get no repost from me.
Now this, on the other hand, is a Danish a capella band called “Local Vocal.” All credit goes to them.
July 1, 2011 § Leave a Comment
Speaking of mortal enemies:
What can I say:
Hey while we’re on the subject, here’s a greatest hits compilation of history’s greatest troll:
Granted it’s poor form to shoot the messenger. But it’s important to give credit where credit is due.
Aw but let’s not be so negative. Here’s a cat licking a kid’s head!