A Police Officer’s Tires, That Are Full

March 20, 2012 § Leave a comment

What I like is how he’s disabled the comments section. On MY internet??

Rick Perry gets trolled, period-style (no really, women ask him about their periods, since he’s such an expert on women’s issues).

mfw

In genius auteur Michael Bay news

Mutant edgy turtle power!

Save our Penises

March 8, 2012 § Leave a comment

A worthy cause indeed.

Santorum Slashfic: The Dark Side of Santorum

March 7, 2012 § Leave a comment

Use the force Rick

RICKY SANTORUM LOST THE NOMMYNATION OH NO WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT FOR OUR HERO???

More here!

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Santorum Slashfic: Rank Stinktorium Takes a Bath

March 5, 2012 § Leave a comment

So far, the Presidential nomination process has supplied the American people with enough facepalms and uncomfortable laughter to last every man, woman and child well into 2013. Lost in this torrid shitshow has been the subtle art of political slashfic—UNTIL NOW. Each week I’ll select a particular media artifact (a picture, video clip, or ill-conceived comment) and will write a story based on the people, places or things contained therein. Today, Rick Santorum takes a bath, because he is a dirty boy!

For more, head on over to this week’s slashfic entry:

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Wait Did He Just

February 16, 2012 § Leave a comment

HAW HAW POOP SANTORUM’S MONEYBAG SLOPMONSTER MADE A FUNNY ABOUT HOORS THESE DAYS.

Pump It Up

January 22, 2012 § Leave a comment

Newt Gingrich everybody! The kids from 1993 just LOVE him.

Presented Without Comment

January 4, 2012 § Leave a comment

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...

Congrats to Poop Man and Baron von Mormon for both failing to win Iowa’s prestigious Clown Contest!

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Today’s Travels – I’ll Just Leave This Here

August 1, 2011 § Leave a comment

My birthday is June 9th. For the record.

I can’t decide which is more disturbing, this commercial for penis-shaped chilis or Hugo Chavez’ exercise video.

What Heavenly Father thinks about Christian god-core rappers.

Everything about this man is gross.

Today’s Travels – Knowledge is Power

July 26, 2011 § Leave a comment

Pretty much sums it up.

I found a pretty funny recut of Harry Potter as a teen sex comedy, but the guy was an ass on his YouTube page. Don’t tell me who to credit, you’ll get no repost from me.

Now this, on the other hand, is a Danish a capella band called “Local Vocal.” All credit goes to them.

I’ve been doing this shit for years.

Giving trolls a bad name. Countdown to techno remix in 3…2…1…

Also hey guys! Look, I’m in an index.

Today’s Travels – Can’t We All Just Get Along?

July 1, 2011 § Leave a comment

OMG DO YOU HAVE ANY INVITES LEFT???

Speaking of mortal enemies:

What can I say:

Hey while we’re on the subject, here’s a greatest hits compilation of history’s greatest troll:

Granted it’s poor form to shoot the messenger. But it’s important to give credit where credit is due.

Aw but let’s not be so negative. Here’s a cat licking a kid’s head!

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