A Police Officer’s Tires, That Are Full
March 20, 2012 § Leave a Comment
What I like is how he’s disabled the comments section. On MY internet??
Rick Perry gets trolled, period-style (no really, women ask him about their periods, since he’s such an expert on women’s issues).
mfw
In genius auteur Michael Bay news…
Mutant edgy turtle power!
Political Slashfic part Star Wars
March 7, 2012 § Leave a Comment
Use the force Rick
Night has descended upon the land. Super Tuesday has come and gone, and Rick Santorum finds himself alone. At least he thinks he is alone.
Rick Santorum: [looking down at disappointing election returns] WHAT HAVE I DONE.
Darth Gingrich: [emerges from the shadows] You are fulfilling your destiny, Rick. Become my apprentice. Step over to the dark side. There’s no turning back now.
More here!
E-LOL-ction 2012 Slashfic part II
March 5, 2012 § Leave a Comment
From this week’s slashfic entry:
So far, the Presidential nomination process has supplied the American people with enough facepalms and uncomfortable laughter to last every man, woman and child well into 2013. Lost in this torrid shitshow has been the subtle art of political slashfic—UNTIL NOW. Each week I’ll select a particular media artifact (a picture, video clip, or ill-conceived comment) and will write a story based on the people, places or things contained therein. Today, Rick Santorum takes a bath, because he is a dirty boy!
Wait Did He Just
February 16, 2012 § Leave a Comment
HAW HAW POOP SANTORUM’S MONEYBAG SLOPMONSTER MADE A FUNNY ABOUT HOORS THESE DAYS.
Pump It Up
January 22, 2012 § Leave a Comment
Newt Gingrich everybody! The kids from 1993 just LOVE him.
Presented Without Comment
January 4, 2012 § Leave a Comment
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...
Congrats to Poop Man and Baron von Mormon for both failing to win Iowa’s prestigious Clown Contest!
Today’s Travels – I’ll Just Leave This Here
August 1, 2011 § Leave a Comment
My birthday is June 9th. For the record.
I can’t decide which is more disturbing, this commercial for penis-shaped chilis or Hugo Chavez’ exercise video.
What Heavenly Father thinks about Christian god-core rappers.
Today’s Travels – Knowledge is Power
July 26, 2011 § Leave a Comment
Pretty much sums it up.
I found a pretty funny recut of Harry Potter as a teen sex comedy, but the guy was an ass on his YouTube page. Don’t tell me who to credit, you’ll get no repost from me.
Now this, on the other hand, is a Danish a capella band called “Local Vocal.” All credit goes to them.
I’ve been doing this shit for years.
Giving trolls a bad name. Countdown to techno remix in 3…2…1…
Today’s Travels – Can’t We All Just Get Along?
July 1, 2011 § Leave a Comment
OMG DO YOU HAVE ANY INVITES LEFT???
Speaking of mortal enemies:
What can I say:
Hey while we’re on the subject, here’s a greatest hits compilation of history’s greatest troll:
Granted it’s poor form to shoot the messenger. But it’s important to give credit where credit is due.
Aw but let’s not be so negative. Here’s a cat licking a kid’s head!
