Why Are You Reading This
December 21, 2011 § Leave a Comment
Exams! Has god ever created a more irritating exercise in self-loathing and manic depression, designed to call attention to the terrible life choices that have brought one to academia? I don’t think so!
The categories you are apparently now pursuing (first of all, why) –Oh My God Exams, Folklore, Symbolic Power Y’all and/or Digital Culture– were designed as study repositories for a series of PhD qualifying exams I took in the Fall of 2011, then promptly forgot ever happened. Such, such, such are the joys. In case you were wondering wtf you were looking at!
I lol’d, and then felt bad about it
June 7, 2011 § Leave a Comment
Low hanging fruit, I know (HAHA THERE I GO AGAIN) – but still. Listed as #14 on HuffPo’s “20 Ways Wiener Could Have Kept it Private” (seriously dude, learn how to internet):

It's funny because it's MySpace
I laughed, and then I felt like an asshole internet hipster, and then I was like, oh well.
