PRIVILEGE FTW

July 12, 2012 § Leave a comment

Today Modern Primate introduced their new column PrivilegeFTW, which attempts to answer the age-old question “trolling? or just stupid.”

The first entry focuses on a Sociological Images post titled “Sexual Objectification (Part 3): Daily Rituals to Stop.” It offers very helpful feminist advice, for example, “Stop letting men objectify you all the time!!!!” and “Your skirt is too short!!!!” Don Draper would be PLEASED. Per the article:

There is a lot going around the blogosphere these days about sexual objectification. But ladies, stop it. Stop being objectified by people who are objectifying you! According to a recent post on Sociological Images, there is a daily routine that you can stop doing, and magically you will be unobjectified- they even promise a future post on a daily routine you SHOULD do… such as donning your habit.

“What if I want to be sexy for the non-male gaze (i.e. I’m a lesbian)?” Too bad. “What if I want to be sexy for the MALE gazer?” Too bad. “What if I’m not a lady?” Then your sexual objectification is of no concern, apparently. Look ladies and feminine types and all those who want people to be sexually attracted to themselves (but don’t do it in a sexualizing way), the only reason you want to be sexy is because patriarchy. The pleasure you derive from being sexy/ed is PATRIARCHY’S TRICK! INSTEAD, you should want to live in a vacuum of being with no sexy time. Wait, vacuums are a TOOL OF PATRIARCHAL OPPRESSION TOO. For cleaning.

To read the author’s revised tips on, and I quote, “HOW NOT TO OBJECTIFY A PARTNER WHILE FINDING THEM SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE AND APPROACHING THEM ABOUT THEIR SEXUAL ATTRACTIVITY (in 4 easy steps),” go to here!

AND MIGHT YOU

April 29, 2012 § Leave a comment

Sometimes the internet is a glory hole. Via Tumblr.

I Have a New Favorite Thing

April 6, 2012 § Leave a comment

is that an uncanny valley in your pocket or are you just a male real doll?

It’s about damn time they started making male real dolls! BEWARE of a little NSFW cock-action in one of the later pics, you’re welcome!

For those of you unfamiliar with the wonderful world of dishwasher safe sex objects, please review every show on TLC!

The Soundtrack of Our Lives

February 19, 2012 § Leave a comment

Gratuitous swearing! Explicit sexual content! AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS EVER GIVEN.

I Seriously Don’t Even.

December 30, 2011 § Leave a comment

We have Chris to thank for this.

Tis the Season

December 11, 2011 § Leave a comment

Something about Chuck Testa

It’s nice to see that the Daily Troll is still on the Stodden beat!

Delicious.

via

Today’s Travels – Whatever Gets You Through the Night

September 6, 2011 § Leave a comment

Fun for the whole family

This would be such a good porn intro.

Now that I think about it, so would this.

Do I even need to say it?

And obviously…

Oh my gosh get your brains out of the gutter. You people make me SICK it’s just a marimba cover of a classic video game theme GOD.

Sex perverts.

Today’s Travels – All Good Things Must Come to a End

July 15, 2011 § Leave a comment

Of course I refer to THE POTTER, which unsurprisingly made me weep (Snape’s death scene? When Harry cups his hand over Snape’s wound, and looks at him with such concern, despite everything? oh my god I almost died, it was one of the most tender, human moments I’ve seen on-screen in ages). I may write more about this later today –though I’m not particularly keen to talk about feeeelings, at least not publicly, and there’s no way for me to talk about Potter without waxing poetic about my personal relationship to the film and books. I sorta feel like, that’s mine — I found myself choking up during some of the flashback scenes not just because I care about the characters (which, after 10 years of mediated acquaintance, I unabashedly do), but because I have powerful sense-memories about where (and who) I was and what was happening in my life when I first encountered those images. It was quite moving, actually. Oh but here I am, accidentally being sentimental. Let’s blow some shit up!

For example childhood:

And/or the world as we know it:

But mostly my appetite, for the rest of my life ever (for the record they’re married, so no I won’t be having a seat thankyouverymuch):

Aw I’m just joshin. Love ain’t nothin but a number, assholes. Congrats to the happy couple!

Also, books have arrived, side project more or less buttoned up. Back to the grind I guess, awesome?

I lol’d, and then felt bad about it

June 7, 2011 § Leave a comment

Low hanging fruit, I know (HAHA THERE I GO AGAIN) – but still. Listed as #14 on HuffPo’s “20 Ways Wiener Could Have Kept it Private” (seriously dude, learn how to internet):

It's funny because it's MySpace

I laughed, and then I felt like an asshole internet hipster, and then I was like, oh well.

Presented (mostly) Without Comment

June 6, 2011 § 2 Comments

I just couldn't help myself

For the record, I don’t care about strangers’ penises and care even less about what they choose do with them on Twitter. But in this case, can you really blame me? THE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES.

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