Sing a Song

March 9, 2012 § 5 Comments

Rawr rawr rawrr

A Whole Lotta Mad, also Gummies

February 24, 2012 § Leave a comment

For full effect, be sure to read the comments! People sure have strong opinions about things.

Speaking of things, this kind of thing is apparently one?

via FWP

And because it’s Fr-Fr-Friday, here’s a cocktail everyone must try at least once in their lives! FUNNY FOR REASONS HE CANNOT SAY, INDEED.

I Like It Because It’s Scary

February 21, 2012 § Leave a comment

Drink me

My favorite subreddit is /r/fifthworldpics, because there is something wrong with me. But I like it there very much, it’s a welcome distraction from all the things I have to read that aren’t slightly satanic. See above! It’s fine art, link here.

Speaking of here, here is a thing that happened, apparently!

I don’t know if it’s all the dissertation fumes I’ve been inhaling lately, but nothing on the internet has been making me smile hardly at all. Well that’s not entirely true; see above and below. But man. I used to be more fun when I had more fun.

My thoughts exactly, lil pup.

Hello Alan Rickman, it's...Alan Rickman

Oh why not.

That’s My Girl!

February 17, 2012 § Leave a comment

Happy Birthday, Mr. Internet

I’m delighted to see she’s getting the media attention she so deserves!

The Enormity of Their Stupidity

February 7, 2012 § Leave a comment

On an unrelated point, it’s ok to be gay (in California, for now)!! It is seriously so embarrassing that this is still a fight. See above, he’s talking about Prop 8 supporters.


Beautiful & Gorgeous

February 3, 2012 § Leave a comment

I don’t know much about this fish-lipped humanoid, other than the internet tells me to hate her. AND I ALWAYS FOLLOW THE ORDERS OF MY VR OVERCYBERLORDS.

On a possibly related point, Baby Dumbo is tired of your shit.

In other news, Glenn Beck’s Anonymous does more things, for the seriouses!

Never Give Up

December 28, 2011 § Leave a comment

Speaking of that, here’s a charming and/or extremely creepy dot matrix-looking vintage t-shirt I found yesterday. At $10, I couldn’t afford NOT to buy it!

I'll dot YOUR matrix

I actually prefer leftover Jesus, the flavors have time to marry. Yummy!

Meat's meat and we all gotta Savior

Today’s Travels – Life Hacks

August 9, 2011 § Leave a comment

At least we've cleared that up.



Nothing obnoxious about this.

It’s funny because she fell.

Today is not that interesting, in terms of memeshit. What with people being distracted by everything burning down everywhere and financial collapse etc. Is it too soon to call rule 34 on the entire world?

Today’s Travels – 4/10

July 28, 2011 § Leave a comment

It's all fun and games till somebody crashes into Jesus in a church parking lot

I mean I guess this is funny. Because they are etc. Still, I’d give this a solid “meh,” except for the bit about wolf sweaters. That part was inspired.

Look a gif.

Look a funny.

Look a valid question.

Seriously. That was today. Granted there was this, but I’ll reserve my reaction for if/when he actually follows through.

Today’s Travels – Bored Now

July 25, 2011 § Leave a comment

I sort of chuckled. Only using research FB account, of course, so I have no personal investment in chatfail. Well, no personal interest other than schadenfreude.

Hey look. It’s a cute thing, doing something cute. How exciting.

How I feel about today’s internet selections. Oh well, right snowflakes? You should never let the turkeys get you down.

Just listen to the child, internet, and pull yourself together. We’re depending on you.

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