Political Slashfics: Ricky Wears His Bunny Suit, and is Bad and Filthy

March 28, 2012 § 2 Comments

Play nice

It’s that time again! Today, Rick Santorum has two adventures: he breaks for Easter, then says a naughty word¬†and pays the price!

For more, see Modern Primate!

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The Soundtrack of Our Lives

February 19, 2012 § Leave a comment

Gratuitous swearing! Explicit sexual content! AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS EVER GIVEN.

An Accurate Assessment

January 25, 2012 § Leave a comment

Sure ok.

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Good News, Memories, and Laughing at Celebrities

January 16, 2012 § Leave a comment

What can I say, old people swearing makes me smile.

For some reason I enjoy playing “who’s nice and who’s mean” while looking at these pics, which was my favorite childhood game/social science experiment where I’d stand on a street somewhere waving at cars to see who waved back.

Also, SOPA=DOA. Not really surprising, given how unconstitutional and ridiculous the whole thing was/would have been. Still! This is excellent news.

Speaking of internet, this is the only to watch the Golden Globes, or any dumb awards show. Let’s stop pretending they’re good for anything except making fun of rich people, and photobombing.

Today’s Travels – There Are No Stupid Questions

June 22, 2011 § Leave a comment

All creations are created equal, but some creations are more equal than others.

First of all yes, I want to have Horsbic to my country.

Second of all, yes, love really is a many-splendored thing.

What can I say, the truth hurts.

I Still Think It’s Gross

May 2, 2011 § 3 Comments

So. Tonight. Apparently it’s a celebration? The news was/is especially surreal because I just, I mean just, found out that my aunt died after a relatively short but especially nasty battle with cancer. I assumed my phone was beeping because my mom was sending more details, but it was actually my friends at MSNBC telling me that Obama would be making the Big Announcement shortly. My first thought was a series of expletives because goddammit, now??? -which was solipsistic and stupid but what can I say, I didn’t feel like dealing with anything else. Not in that moment, anyway. My second thought was the realization that I would always associate my aunt’s death with bin Laden, which made me laugh because it shouldn’t have.

But I digress. I got the news, barked a few swears then dragged my sorry carcass over to my computer because this sort of shit won’t archive itself — and spent the next few hours screencapping as much troll-related activity as possible. Which was tricky, since within 5 minutes 4chan had completely crashed; the AMERICA FUCK YEAH sticky thread on /b/ alone was racking up a thousand comments every 20 seconds.

Two things jumped out — first, I have never seen so many trolls so earnest about anything ever. They actually seemed¬†happy, it was weird. There were a few outliers, but overall Anon –who seemed (SEEMED, who knows) to have shed their usually-intractable trolling personas/masks/fronts– were thumping their chests as loudly as anybody. Not what I was expecting at all. The second interesting thing was where and how people heard the news. 4chan itself, Facebook, and text messages were the top three sources of information — very few people mentioned Twitter and even fewer mentioned the news, except as a post-hoc augmentation to the initial onslaught of texts/status updates (i.e. people turned on the TV because the internet told them to). I ended up collecting quite a bit of information, which will come in handy someday. I mean I hope. I mean I think I hope.

So yeah, overall, it was………strange. The whole thing. And that’s saying nothing about the mainstream media’s response, which is a different issue entirely (not really).

Today’s Travels – Everything’s Coming Up Babies

April 26, 2011 § Leave a comment


My thoughts exactly, demon child. Now GTFTS. Or we’ll feed you to Kitty. Or to Uncle Unicorn. Or hand you back to mommy.

Eh, it was a slow internet day. I think I’ll go watch PUPPYCAM.

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