Today’s Travels – Special Interest Truckstops

July 29, 2011 § Leave a Comment

AOL Keyword: Gift Horse

Look everybody a “web sites!”

Verily, where a kid can be a kid.

AMEN BROTHER.

An oddly compelling end to an oddly compelling cynical marketing ploy.

Vagina cupcakes. Not safe for work. Unless you’re me, in which case it’s all in a day’s etc.

Today’s Travels – Thanks for the Heads Up

July 21, 2011 § Leave a Comment

Good to know.

Oh damn, $200?

Is that what this is?

And then there’s this. My name is Melvin, and you frighten me.

There’s no segue here, just go with it.

My head is full of plop-jon.

I just…don’t understand.

Yo dog I heard you like dogs.

Today’s Travels – It’s the End of the World As We Know It

May 19, 2011 § 1 Comment

On a related point, god was clearly stoned, and Eve + sideboob = the downfall of man. Thanks a lot, Eve. Because of you, every goddamn body & their mothers on Facebook are making stupid jokes about the Rapture.

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO ANY OF THIS.

But of course. But of course. But of course.

Sounds about right. Sounds about right. Sounds about right.

Dear god why. Dear god why. Dear god why.

Makes up for everything.

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