Today’s Travels – Special Interest Truckstops
July 29, 2011 § Leave a Comment

AOL Keyword: Gift Horse
Look everybody a “web sites!”
Verily, where a kid can be a kid.
AMEN BROTHER.
An oddly compelling end to an oddly compelling cynical marketing ploy.
Vagina cupcakes. Not safe for work. Unless you’re me, in which case it’s all in a day’s etc.
Today’s Travels – Thanks for the Heads Up
July 21, 2011 § Leave a Comment

Good to know.

Oh damn, $200?

Is that what this is?
And then there’s this. My name is Melvin, and you frighten me.
There’s no segue here, just go with it.

My head is full of plop-jon.
I just…don’t understand.
Yo dog I heard you like dogs.
Today’s Travels – It’s the End of the World As We Know It
May 19, 2011 § 1 Comment
On a related point, god was clearly stoned, and Eve + sideboob = the downfall of man. Thanks a lot, Eve. Because of you, every goddamn body & their mothers on Facebook are making stupid jokes about the Rapture.
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO ANY OF THIS.
But of course. But of course. But of course.
Sounds about right. Sounds about right. Sounds about right.