The Hot New Trend in Teenage Drinking, or, KVAL Made Me Do It

November 18, 2011 § Leave a comment

As some of you may already know, our teens have discovered new and interesting ways to disappoint their parents. Sexting is so 2010; these days when kids want to get high on life they get drunk on VAKKA SOAKED GUMMIES. The intrepid American news media has been on the frontline of this most recent war on fun for nearly two months (verily they are tenacious! and have a nose for news). On Thursday our very own KVAL news team (sans The Chug, who’s off to midwestern pastures, sniff) threw their hat into the  rainbow ring. How could I resist all that peer pressure??? I couldn’t, is the answer, so a very nice young man and I did exactly what the teevee asked — we found several feet of gummy snakes and took what apparently was very good tequila, and ruined it. Yum!

The fermentation process

SO DELISH

Bottoms up!!

I can see why it's become such a problem, for our teens

I can't believe we accidentally the whole thing

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