Something About The Bathwater

December 19, 2011 § Leave a comment

Oh, because you're too butch?

I’m very busy re-re-re-re-revising my 4chan chapter, and have had to rethink some things in terms of structure and content and basically everything, it’s fucking depressing. As evidence, consider the following actual conversation, which probably illustrates all kinds of things. For example, the shit that regularly floats around in my head while I watch movies, and how nice young men are very nice, and also poop gas.

[watching Helvetica]

Me:

Oh god.

A very nice young man:

(pauses movie)

Hmm.

Me:

Jenkem.

A very nice young man:

…what about it?

Me:

I need to get rid of the Jenkem.

[beat]

Section.

A very nice young man:

Why?

Me:

Because it doesn’t fit with the new argument.

A very nice young man:

Ah.

Me:

Luckily I still have Pedobear.

A very nice young man:

It’s important to count your blessings.

[scene]

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