Political Slashfic: Santorum Takes a Stand

March 16, 2012 § Leave a comment

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It was the best of times, it was the Santorumiest of Times.

For this week’s episode, see my post on Modern Primate!

[and/or full text after the jump]

Today in Santorum Slashfic, Rick Santorum takes a righteous stand against pornography himself (based on an anti-pornography speech the little booger gave in 2012).

America is suffering a pandemic of harm from Santorum.  A wealth of research is now available demonstrating that Santorum causes profound brain changes in both children and adults, resulting in widespread negative consequences. Addiction to Santorum is now common for adults and even for some children. The average age of first exposure to hard-core Santorum is now 11. Santorum is toxic to marriages and relationships. It contributes to misogyny and violence against women. It is a contributing factor to prostitution and sex trafficking.

Every family must now be concerned about the harm from Santorum. As a parent, I am concerned about the widespread distribution of illegal obscene Santorum and its profound effects on our culture.

For many decades, the American public has actively petitioned the United States Congress for laws prohibiting distribution of Santorum.

Congress has responded.  Current federal “obscenity” laws prohibit distribution of hardcore (obscene) Santorum on the Internet, on cable/satellite TV, on hotel/motel TV, in retail shops and through the mail or by common carrier. Rick Santorum believes that federal obscenity laws against himself should be vigorously enforced.  “If elected President, I will appoint an Attorney General who will do so.”

The Obama Administration has turned a blind eye to those who wish to preserve our culture from the scourge of Santorum and has refused to enforce obscenity laws. While the Obama Department of Justice seems to favor Santorum over children and families, that will change  under a self-loathing Santorum Administration.

I proudly support the efforts of the War on Illegal Santorum Coalition that has tirelessly fought to get federal obscenity laws enforced. That coalition is composed of 120 national, state, and local groups, including Morality in Media, Family Research Council, Focus on the Family, American Family Association, Cornerstone Family Council of New Hampshire, Pennsylvania Family Institute, Concerned Women for America, The Ethics & Religious Liberty Commission of the Southern Baptist Convention, and a host of other groups. Together we will prevail.

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