Good News Everyone!

April 9, 2012 § 2 Comments

Two enthusiastic thumbs up!

Facebook just bought Instagram for one hundred krillion dollars. This is excellent news, people are already very excited! No really, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. “Like” that in your “like” button and “like” it! Because nothing bad ever happens when an entire economic sector becomes dependent on the solvency of a single corporate entity. NOTHING BAD AT ALL. Certainly not the possibility that Facebook will soon saturate every possible market, then in its inevitable decline pull the rest of the cyber-circus tent down with it. Nope, some things are too big to fail, like the banking or auto industries!

In conclusion, good job Zuck! You have just surpassed the lovely Samantha Brick as honorary troll of the week.


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§ 2 Responses to Good News Everyone!

  • says:

    Super excited about the fb acquisition. Just means the inevitable collapse of the fb empire will be that much more fun and lulzy. Plus watching all the dedicated instagram users get all butthurt has been fun. I’d advise Zuck to acquire reddit next for maximum lulz potential.

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