One of Those Magical Internet Moments
May 6, 2013 § Leave a comment
Yes, I am a bit late on Donald Trump’s Fuckface-gate, but leave me alone — I was in Boston for 13 minutes on Friday (no really, I took a bus to MIT for a conference, stayed just for my panel on the “dark side” of spreadability then hopped back on the bus), rented a car and drove out to New Jersey on Saturday to make clandestine audio recordings of a western-themed amusement park with Chris and Nathan (long story), then spent yesterday catching up on grading and cleaning our apartment for the impending move. It’s not my fault that shit keeps happening even though I am not there to immediately intercept it (rude).
Anyway, I don’t know what I think is funnier, the fact that Jon Stewart thought to call Donald Trump “Fuckface von Clownstick,” or that said fuckface is essentially pulling the butthurt hipster card, suggesting in this Tweet that the “haters and losers” who call him Fuckface von Clownstick are lame because, like, everybody is doing it, you’re not even being original you guys!!! If everyone jumped off a bridge would you jump too??? STOP CALLING ME FUCKFACE I AM NOT A FUCKFACE WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN WAAAAAHHHH.
Needless to say I laughed. Happy Monday boys and girls!