May 20, 2011 § 1 Comment
Skip to about the 1:15 mark. Consequences will never be the same. PEENanists! I love you, internet.
Also yes. John Lithgow! More like third rock from my HEART. (skip to the 3:20 mark if you wanna cut to the chase)
Also double-yes. LIKE A BOSS.
Basically my favorite thing that’s ever been knit (I’m telling you, Brent, it could be SO much worse for you — I could actually be talented. And then you’d really be in trouble)
In conclusion, no YOU.
May 19, 2011 § 1 Comment
On a related point, god was clearly stoned, and Eve + sideboob = the downfall of man. Thanks a lot, Eve. Because of you, every goddamn body & their mothers on Facebook are making stupid jokes about the Rapture.
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO ANY OF THIS.
May 13, 2011 § Leave a comment
Well it is Friday the 13th.
Also! Check it out you guys! Somebody is expressing themselves, with beautiful lawn statuary. Money quote: “I understand that it’s just art, but does it have to be so anatomically correct?” The answer is always yes.
Maybe updates later. Mama’s got classes to teach.
Update #1: DEAR GOD SLIGHTLY TIPPED OVER?????????
Update #2: Um.
Update #3: lol i troll u
Update #4: This is what happens when you let students name the new residence hall. It’s surprisingly G-rated!
May 13, 2011 § 1 Comment
Jesus Christ. No literally. Jesus discovered America.
Wait, I take that back. Jesuschrist, but this time used as a swear.
I see your (my?) “jesuschrist” and raise you (me?) a jesuschrist.