Today’s Travels – What Is This I Don’t Even

May 20, 2011 § 1 Comment

Skip to about the 1:15 mark. Consequences will never be the same. PEENanists! I love you, internet.

THEIR GOING TO MURDER AS MANY BABYS AS THEY CAN YOU GUYS!!!!!!! IT MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!! THINK OF THE UNBORN CHILDREN!!!!!! THEY CANT GET RAPTORED IF THEIR DEAD!!!!!!

Also yes. John Lithgow! More like third rock from my HEART. (skip to the 3:20 mark if you wanna cut to the chase)

Also double-yes. LIKE A BOSS.

Basically my favorite thing that’s ever been knit (I’m telling you, Brent, it could be SO much worse for you — I could actually be talented. And then you’d really be in trouble)

In conclusion, no YOU.

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Today’s Travels – It’s the End of the World As We Know It

May 19, 2011 § 1 Comment

On a related point, god was clearly stoned, and Eve + sideboob = the downfall of man. Thanks a lot, Eve. Because of you, every goddamn body & their mothers on Facebook are making stupid jokes about the Rapture.

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO ANY OF THIS.

But of course. But of course. But of course.

Sounds about right. Sounds about right. Sounds about right.

Dear god why. Dear god why. Dear god why.

Makes up for everything.

Today’s Travels – Fear and Loathing

May 13, 2011 § Leave a comment

Well it is Friday the 13th.

Also! Check it out you guys! Somebody is expressing themselves, with beautiful lawn statuary. Money quote: “I understand that it’s just art, but does it have to be so anatomically correct?” The answer is always yes.

Maybe updates later. Mama’s got classes to teach.

Update #1: DEAR GOD SLIGHTLY TIPPED OVER?????????

Update #2: Um.

Update #3: lol i troll u

Update #4: This is what happens when you let students name the new residence hall. It’s surprisingly G-rated!

Today’s Travels – The Lord Works in Mysterious Ways

May 13, 2011 § 1 Comment

Wait, those aren't my shoes

Ah, that's much better. GAGA!

Jesus Christ. No literally. Jesus discovered America.

Wait, I take that back. Jesuschrist, but this time used as a swear.

I see your (my?) “jesuschrist” and raise you (me?) a jesuschrist.

Speaking of taking the lord’s name in vain…here’s some dramz involving fake-naked television people, one of whose father ran for president that one time? Cool story.

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