Santorum Slashfic: Making Friends is a Real Grindr

July 3, 2012 § Leave a comment

Earlier today I was linked to this Daily Currant article, which WOULD have been the greatest Rick Santorum-related Grindrgate the world has ever known. As it is, the article is satire — better luck next time. That however didn’t stop me from writing a Santorum Slashfic:

Previously in Santorum Slashfic, Ricky was settling into his new life as Matt Roomby’s dog Jeff Gordon. This week, Ricky tries to make contact with his long lost friend Michael on Grindr, his new favorite app. Pull up a smart phone and join me, will you? 

For the full article, go to here!

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Santorum Slashfic: Ricky Makes a Career Change

April 20, 2012 § Leave a comment

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Today in Santorum Slashfic, Ricky struggles with his loss, and in the process convinces Mitt Romney that he’s a stray dog!

For the full story, click on over to Modern Primate!

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Political Slashfic: Santorum Takes a Stand

March 16, 2012 § Leave a comment

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It was the best of times, it was the Santorumiest of Times.

For this week’s episode, see my post on Modern Primate!

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Santorum Slashfic: Rank Stinktorium Takes a Bath

March 5, 2012 § 1 Comment

So far, the Presidential nomination process has supplied the American people with enough facepalms and uncomfortable laughter to last every man, woman and child well into 2013. Lost in this torrid shitshow has been the subtle art of political slashfic—UNTIL NOW. Each week I’ll select a particular media artifact (a picture, video clip, or ill-conceived comment) and will write a story based on the people, places or things contained therein. Today, Rick Santorum takes a bath, because he is a dirty boy!

For more, head on over to this week’s slashfic entry:

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Presented Without Comment

January 4, 2012 § Leave a comment

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...

Congrats to Poop Man and Baron von Mormon for both failing to win Iowa’s prestigious Clown Contest!

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