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January 18, 2012 § Leave a comment

The ghost of Jack Valenti would be proud

Oh no you guys, the MPAA doesn’t approve of today’s internet-wide SOPA protest/blackout. DON’T BE CORPORATE PAWNS YOU GRASSROOTS ASSHOLES, BE CORPORATE LOBBYISTS INSTEAD!

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Reddit, Fire Up Your Gloat-Engines!

January 13, 2012 § Leave a comment

And by limes, I mean Republicans

Hey look, some of our more conservative law-cows have had a change of heart about PIPA. I would write more, but I’m very ill and need to watch television.

Ideological State Apparatuses

December 1, 2011 § Leave a comment

Normally I’d just roll my eyes about this, maybe make a snide comments about how cybercriminals are threatening our great nation with bootlegged copies of the 1996-97 season of Mad About You, OFF TO GITMO WITH EVERYONE. But not today, today I’m just irritated. Because this isn’t just old people being dumb about the internet, and this isn’t just about paying homage to the ghost of Jack Valenti. This is an ideological salvo, and a dangerous one at that.

By equating “intellectual property” (in this True Crime Comedy the focus is counterfeit goods, though the press conference extended the IP umbrella over file-sharing) with “drugs and crime,” not to mention TRRKING ERR JERBS and everything that’s plaguing America, Holder and Co. are greasing, or at the very least are running the risk of greasing, the wheels of bullshit SOPA and Protect IP. In short, by framing the discourse in black and white (not to mention horribly misleading) moral terms, the White House is preempting rational debate. Thus the conversation becomes CRIME AND DANGER vs INTELLECTUAL FREEDOM AND FREE SPEECH AND A THRIVING ECONOMY, which for the record is about as false as dichotomies come. Still, for the average American, which of those two categories will sound more desirable? Which of these two categories are people more likely to align themselves with, on (misguided) principle?

More extensive analyses here and here.

That’s Not How You Do That

November 28, 2011 § Leave a comment

Speaking of chastity vows

Yes she can

In conclusion, grab some popcorn, kids! It’s gonna be a bumpy week.

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